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Listing Management – Haunted House Listings

October 31, 2014 by Joe McAuliffe

 

2014 Listing Management – Haunted House Listings

Are your listings scaring off buyers? It may be fun to visit a haunted house for Halloween, but no buyer wants to actually live in one. Listed below are suggestions that should be considered by all sellers.

  1. Home Exterior & Landscaping – Cracked concrete, dead trees and cobwebs belong in a graveyard, and should not be the first things a buyer sees 10-31-2014when they drive up. Flowers, thin set to fill cracks and a broom are all cheap and can really make difference for a buyer’s first impression.
  2. Musty & Aging Pet Smells – These are great ways to scare haunted house visitors, not for presenting your listing to interested buyers.
  3. Creaky Floors & Cracked Windows – These can be a little more expensive to repair and replace, but they show that the homeowner has taken care of their property.
  4. Old Furniture – If Aunt Martha purchased the sofa 30 years ago as a wedding gift to the homeowner, it may have emotional significance to them, but it’s probably going to turn-off to every buyer that walks through the door.
  5. Creepy Closets – If a seller is scared of what may jump out from a cluttered closet when the door is opened, imagine the heebee geebies a buyer would get when they open the same door.
  6. Moldy Sinks & Bathrooms – These maybe appreciated by the Adams family, but probably won’t impress a perspective buyer.
  7. Chipped & Faded Paint – Once again this can really do wonders to promote just how old the house is, but won’t impress any buyers unless they are a vampire.

Consider that haunted houses usually sell at give-away prices for obvious reasons.

 

 

10-31-14

Filed Under: Cup O' Joe, Selling Your Listings

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